About Me

LAYER ONE: On The Outside
- Name: TJ Lawrence
- Nicknames: Teej, Titty Jaye, Mr Law
- Birthdate: 10/16/77
- Birthplace: Warren, Ohio
- Current Location: Orlando, FL
- Eye Color: Brown
- Hair Color: Brown
- Height: 5'11''
- Righty or Lefty: Righty
- Zodiac Sign: Libra
- Religion: My Own, I'll explain later in a future post.
- Sex: Gender? Male.

LAYER TWO: In The Inside
- Your heritage: The farthest back that I have traced my line to is 1702 Germany, I was recently able to trace a section of my line to Ireland and Scotland.
- The shoes you wore today: Brown pair of Vans
- Who you look like: I've been told I Look Like Jesus Christ, Lorenzo Llamas, and even Yani
- Your weakness: Tobacco, by far
- Your fears: Severe Injury or death of my family members.
- Your perfect pizza: Pizza Hut - Pepperoni and Mushroom Pan
- Goal you'd like to achieve: Retired, Living on a 50ft Yacht in Key West with a second ship running Charters for tourist making me filthy rich.

LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
- Your most overused phrase on AIM/MSN: by far " LOL "
- Your thoughts first waking up: Was it me who turned off the alarm?
- Your best physical feature: uhm uhm .. yeah uhm
- Your bedtime: between 11:30 and 0100 Mon - Fri Sat & Sun 0130 - 0230
- Your most missed memory: $1.1 Million on Paper at 22 years old

LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
- McDonalds or Burger King: McD's
- Single or group dates: Single, although group is fun too.
- Adidas or Nike: Vans
- Chocolate or vanilla: Mint Chocolate Chip
- Cappuccino or coffee: Starbuck's Guatemala Antigua

LAYER FIVE: Do You?- Smoke: Currently, no
- Curse: I lost count of the amount of F-words I just used in a conversion with my mom.
- Sing: Uhm not really
- Have had a crush(es): Yes, My Math teacher in High School, was only 4 years different in age, she was fresh out of college.
- Think you've been in love: Yes, Jen is my fourth love.
- Want to get married: Yes, Jen will be the one and only person I want to marry.
- Believe in yourself: Yes, I can do anything I want to, If I get around to it.
- Motion sickness: Not I
- Think you're attractive: I know it, but not in an arrogant way, women have told me.
- Think you're a health freak: uhm, not by any means
- Get along with your parents: I do now, I didn't as a teen. In either case they do annoy me at times.
- Like thunderstorms: Love them. Hurricanes too!
- Play an instrument: The Trombone, Hopefully soon the Bagpipes.

LAYER SIX: Have you ever...
- Smoked: Yes, Tobacco is my one a true complete weakness I fight it daily.
- Done a drug: More than I should have, my short-term memory has been permanently damaged, I forget shit all the time.
- Gone to the mall?: Yup
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Hell No, I think I would die from the amount of sugar involved
- Eaten sushi: YES although Wasabi usually out ways the sushi.
- Been on stage: Yes in grade school, I don't remember it but I've seen the pictures.
- Gone skating: Yes both Skates and Skateboarding, I surf too
- Gone skinny dipping: I LOVE being naked, skinny dipping is but a small step in parading around naked
- Stolen anything: Yes
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Of Course, A variation of Truth or Dare and A Card Game.
- Been caught "doing something": Yup, mom caught me face down under the covers in my bedroom as a teen
- Been called a tease: Nope, i normally stay in relationships for a long time.
- Gotten beaten up: Yes, Don't ever call a black future murderer a Nigger. I did as a kid, he showed back up with ten of his friends and pounded me to a pulp. About 6 months later the kid murdered some kid with a metal baseball bat.
- Shoplifted: Yup, was arrested and given 40 work hours at the age of 13 for shoplifting the hell out of some knives from Sears in Orange Park, FL. I had a restraining order from the store on me till my 18th birthday.

LAYER SEVEN: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: 28
- Numbers and Names of Children: 1, Draven Luke
- Describe your dream wedding: Kilted, In a Castle
- How do you want to die: Peacefully
- What do you want to be when you grow up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us Kid....
- What country would you most like to visit: Scotland

Layer Eight: Misc.
- Most Practiced Hobby: Web Page building
- Most Missed Hobby: Homebrewing Beer & Surfing
- Special Interests: Time travel / physics
- Most Precious Materialistic Possession: My Nassau Blue 1998 Corvette
- Do Aliens exist?: It would be mighty arrogant of us to think that they don't
- Political Party: Staunch Libertarian
- Firearms?: We should have Open Carry.
- Speed limits?: Are Just plain stupid and mere suggestive guidelines in my opinion.
- Favorite TV Channel: The Science Channel, but anything geeky is my kind of TV
- Most Hated TV Programming: "Reality TV"
- What Pisses Me Off The Most: Blatant Incompetence
- Most wondered question: WTF goes through people minds who get behind the wheel of their car and insist on driving slower tan the speed limit?
- Favorite Quote: Colonel Angus, My Dixie Wrecked!
- Favorite Historical Quote: "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. " - Benjamin Franklin
- Age Lost Viginity At: 13

LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color?: The coolest eye color is a Starburst Brown
- Best hair color?: Brunette / Dark Hair
- Short or long hair: Long
- Height: shorter than me please
- Best articles of clothing: Baggy Tshirt and a G-String only, Decent for public viewing low cut jeans
- Most liked body part: the Lower back just above the uhm ... bum bum

LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of drugs taken illegally: 8 - Pot, Coke, LSD, Uppers, Downers, Alcohol, Tobacco, Freon
- Number of CDs that you own: 165ish - although they are now mostly boxed up and ripped to Mp3. 150 cds takes up roughly 3.5GB of hard drive space at 196kbs.
- Number of piercings: 4g Tongue, 14g L ear, 7/16" L ear, 7/16" R ear, 8g Frenum, Closed naval
- Number of tattoos: 9
- Number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper: I landed myself in the Jacksonville Florida Times Union with a suspected Broken Leg from Crowd Surfing during a Warped Tour back in 1996. The leg turned out to be severely sprained, but the newspaper reflected a broken leg.